Hi! I'm Benevolent, not really, but call me Benny. I live in Africa outside my village Coketown, I think, everyone says it different. Miss Tina says that it's Capetown, but Marva says in Capton, and Evangeline says it's Panda Land... So I'll go with Coketown for now. The chief says that I have to go to school, but he never said that I had to be in the classes! So I'll normally play on the playground and come in for lunch with the 8 year olds. Today Miss Tina caught me and dragged me into class by my ear. It hurt, bad. She asked me to "explain yourself for your stupid and foolish actions". Then when I did she said I overused the word "so", so I went on talking saying "so" after every word. So then I had to stay after school and do ALL my school work from the past two trimesters. I do not like Miss Tina anymore, and I have decided I do not like the chief either. SO I will not come to school anymore.
The most disgusting thing of all was that Miss Tina told me what my name means. She pulled of her old Websters dictionary which said, "Characterizing or expressing good will or kindly feelings" This was one of the many insane words she read from that horrible book. Trust me, it got much, much worse. So, then she said something about being charitable and signing me up for some project. I wasn't paying extreme attention really, so we'll see what happens...
Bye,
Benny
