Why I Hate That Elephant: my report

Hi there, still Benevolent, not really, you know what I mean. Today was stupid, I almost hated it more that talking to Chang almost.

Today, Miss Tina told us to write about a thing we dislike. When we brainstormed ideas, I said that I hated Chang. The whole class gasped and every one hates me now. I bet that they'll write about hating me for their essay. Here is my essay:

The thing I hate the most is an elephant named Chang. He is nice and loving and cares about everyone. I mean, what could be worse? He smiles and waves to the villagers when he walks by. Everyone loves him, it's sick. Chang gives all the school kids rides to their classes. He even asked me if I wanted a ride! How rude. So Miss Tina says that life would be lots better if Chang and I switched names. So apparently Benevolent is a better name for Chang than it is for me. I cannot believe her, Chang is so charitable and always is helping others. Isn't that the most disgusting thing you've ever heard?

Under that Miss Tina wrote:

Too short- Rude- and I told you that "so" isn't aloud in my class anymore. F

Who does she expect me to be? I'm not a pro. or anything. Besides, I don't care. She can't make me go to school. I am going to plan my new prank for this week. It has to do with the chief.
Bye,
Benny

The "so"s that bug Miss Tina

Hi! I'm Benevolent, not really, but call me Benny. I live in Africa outside my village Coketown, I think, everyone says it different. Miss Tina says that it's Capetown, but Marva says in Capton, and Evangeline says it's Panda Land... So I'll go with Coketown for now. The chief says that I have to go to school, but he never said that I had to be in the classes! So I'll normally play on the playground and come in for lunch with the 8 year olds. Today Miss Tina caught me and dragged me into class by my ear. It hurt, bad. She asked me to "explain yourself for your stupid and foolish actions". Then when I did she said I overused the word "so", so I went on talking saying "so" after every word. So then I had to stay after school and do ALL my school work from the past two trimesters. I do not like Miss Tina anymore, and I have decided I do not like the chief either. SO I will not come to school anymore.
The most disgusting thing of all was that Miss Tina told me what my name means. She pulled of her old Websters dictionary which said, "Characterizing or expressing good will or kindly feelings" This was one of the many insane words she read from that horrible book. Trust me, it got much, much worse. So, then she said something about being charitable and signing me up for some project. I wasn't paying extreme attention really, so we'll see what happens...
Bye,
Benny